Current mood:

embarrassed

I'm Sure You'll Enjoy My Story
Yea, I just got back from the Bahamas. What a drunken trip that was. Go figure on the first day of being on the ship, some Slovakian chick who worked on the boat pulls me into a closet and gives me a freakin BJ. But I met some really cool people from Vancuver. I drank alot with them and they were all really chill. Kinda funny though, I was talking to one of them, her name was Katie and she was 25 years old and a 3rd grade teacher. I could tell right away before we officially met that she dug me. I thought it was just because she met me at this lil game called "Name That Tune" on the boat, but it turned out she saw me sing at karaoke and she was hooked on me. Well, we got drunk one night on the cruise, and decided to go back to her room. She decides to take a shower first, so while she's in there, I'm all drunk and excited because I'm about to sleep w/ a 3rd grade teacher! So I got myself bare-assed, got the lights ready and......... passed out on her bed. JUST FUCKING PICTURE HER THOUGHT PROCESS HERE!!! She's shit faced, taking a shower and mentally summing up her day, dries off, still drunk, and sees ME BARE-ASSED FACE FIRST IN THE PILLOWS PASSED OUT ON HER BED!!! So I wake up about 2 hours later and she's passed out on top of me. I had an excurtion in the morning so I had to go back to my room. When I woke up I was still shit faced for my excurtion. I should prolly mention that this excurtion was SNORKLING!!! So, I'm drunk, in the ocean, choking on salt water for a few minutes, and then as soon as I get used to using the snorkle and goggles, I passed out in the ocean 'cause I'm still drunk. THANK GOD FOR THE LIFE VEST!!! When I came too (w/ my face in the ocean and breathing out a snorkle) I look down and see a coral reef. Then I look over and see what looks like a sting ray. I emidiately thought of what happened to Steve Irwin, and people on the boat could here me saying through the snorkle "FUCK THIS!" and I swam my ass back to the boat. Way to sober up in the morning, huh?